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facts about my aunt’s 13th birthday party:
1. i was in my mom’s belly at the time, my aunt and i are actually closer in age than she and my mom are.
2. that’s my dad and he used to be a badass pipesmoker.
3. my aunt attached pubic hair to her head for some reason.
4. she had a michael jackson birthday cake.
5. in case you were wondering, this was in 1986.
