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Okay so one of the things I hate most about tumblr is this fucking circlejerk about the wonder and glory that is The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Like Josh said last week, it’s basically Catcher in the Rye with blowjobs. I don’t think it’s an awful book by any means, it’s a fun read and I can see how that book could mean a lot to a teenager when they read it but it is by no means the be all and end all of what you should be filling your mind with when you are, let’s say, 18. So I decided to make a list of the books I think would be awesome for teenagers to read that are not, you know, overrated MTV sponsored books. I’m not even going to mention Twilight here because that’s really just suitable for me to poop on. Yeah, I said it. Poop on. This list is obviously full of my own opinions but still, I think it’s a good start for teenagers on the road to becoming more aware and conscious and critically minded adults. Here goes.
• The Stories of Breece D’J Pancake by Breece D’J Pancake: Breece D’J Pancake is a writer I recommend to people of every age but his stories especially were beautiful as a teenager due to the sprawling natural imagery and the perfect depictions of small moments. It is truly tragic that he died so young.
• Nine Stories by J.D. Salinger: I personally think this is a much better read than Catcher. “A Perfect Day for Bananafish” and “The Laughing Man” are reason enough to read this collection.
• Cat’s Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut: I think this is perhaps the most readable of Vonnegut’s novels and a good introduction into one of the most inventive writers of the 20th century.
• The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe: A detailed guide to one of the most turbulent decades of American history, the 60s? Yes. Plus, it’s fun.
• Self-Reliance and Other Essays by Ralph Waldo Emerson: You probably have a copy from some high school English class just like I do, and like me, you probably hated it the first time you read it. Read it again. I promise it will be completely different.
• The Mother Tongue: English and How It Got That Way by Bill Bryson: Whether English is your native language or not, this is a fascinating book about the way English has evolved. Please respect English and stop butchering it with your textspeak, kids.
• Ghost World by Daniel Clowes: What to say? Maybe this is a cliche on a list for teenagers but the art and the writing are spectacular. It’s a sort of realistic depiction of a teenage friendship which is rare.
• Youth in Revolt by C.D. Payne: I read this book when I was 20 and I wish I had read it when I was 14. Funniest shit at any age, really. It’s fantastic.
• Blankets by Craig Thompson: Another graphic novel for the list. Beautiful art and some great commentary on religion and relationships, romantic and family ones. If you’ve had a first love, you will relate.
• Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury: A scary vision of the future. Keep your eyes open, kids.
• Brave New World by Aldous Huxley: Another “watch out for the utopian World State!” kind of book. Awesome.
• The Pleasures of the Damned: Poems, 1951-1993 by Charles Bukowski: Fucking great poetry that is not about emo garbage. Just saying.
• The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath: Excellent novel about depression and the darkness of that when young.
• Geek Love by Katherine Dunn: This book is about freaks and everyone else who has ever been an outcast. Literally. Like in a circus. It’s so, so good.
• Weetzie Bat by Francesca Lia Block: My thoughts on this here.
• The Mysteries of Pittsburgh by Michael Chabon: I prefer The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay but this is a great way to start with Chabon. An absolutely fantastic first novel which has great journeys through the awkwardness of sexuality and young dating.
• Goodbye Columbus: And Five Short Stories by Philip Roth: So. Fucking. Good. I like the other stories in this but read it for Goodbye Columbus and then keep reading more Roth.
• The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides: I think this is a fantastic book for anyone, dude or lady. Such a great portrayal of suburbia and the weirdness of neighbors and just the intimacy that can come unexpectedly from tragedy. I want to reread this now.
I think that’s it. I could go on but I’ll shut up now as you probably didn’t read this anyhow. All of the titles are linked to Amazon in case you want to go see more about the book, etc. Enjoy.
And please stop supporting the madness that is Stephenie Meyer.
*reposted from my former blog