Fact: I really like Ken Burns and his super long documentaries. In fact, I tend to write emails in that Civil War kind of style: “MY DEAREST MARGARET, IT HAS BEEN A FORTNIGHT SINCE I HAVE SEEN YOUR LOVELY FACE. THE CAMPAIGN CONTINUES TO REMOVE THESE YANKEE RASCALS FROM OUR LAND.” I’m sorry if you receive one of these in the future. (Or you’re welcome!)
Anyways, I’m watching Baseball now which has brought joy to my father’s heart. Also, I agree with Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth really could run fast for a fatso.
